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Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.
" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "
by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012
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Poo thumb

The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.
Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb
by Craig Mack Andy bitch nasty October 12, 2013
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Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
by california689 August 4, 2011
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American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.
by california689 August 4, 2011
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Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.
I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.
by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011
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stinky poo

u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
Hey I gonna poo on you
Why?
Its stinky poo day
by Angelinja poo November 1, 2019
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Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.
When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.
by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020
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