Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog June 9, 2011

pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.

1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!

by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017

princess pony

Long hair that is half up and half down.

Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.

by Vanbridg October 12, 2017

Pony

In British slang, "pony" can describe something or someone that is unattractive or of poor quality.

She was excited to meet him, but when he showed up, he looked proper pony.

by Ed wood wood June 2, 2024

Pony Eye

A hairy butthole

Damn girl, you'd better wax that pony eye if you have a date tonight!

by BCACDACD January 17, 2016

pony

tommyinnit and philzaminecraft old man

- mayatheplant

"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."

by maya yuh June 4, 2021

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022