Platypus

Platypus is where you and your special someone are not techinically together, but still want to, but aren't because of outside reasons.

Guy : Hey, are you and Aleasha going out?

Dude : Nah, were going platypus.

Guy : Oh ok then.

by KAMIKAZEE007 June 16, 2009

silver platter

a postition where two men place a woman on their shoulders, and one holds her and the other eats her out

We silver platter that bitch last night

by Nick Harper December 15, 2003

platypus

VERB- very similiar to "sac tap" or "cup check" in males. One woman taps the other on her frontal private area with the back of her hand while yelling "platypus". Not to be confused with "cupping", which is with the palmer surface of the hand.

I gave your mom a platypus when she walked by me last night.

by Jrickso December 30, 2008

irish patty

a term refering to a man or woman who is part or full irish and has the features of an ugly greasy burger that has an odor of rot or can refer to an irish with too much make up and tries to display to much of a good thing

Person 1: Dude, did you let one out?
Person 2: O ya man!
Person 1: Man, you are so fat! You irish patty!

by Fman September 11, 2008

st. pattyshit

When you are on the commode, drop a big one, and get up to look at it before whipping your ass (like everyone does), you notice that your shit has a green or greenish tint. This is usually caused by the consumption of a lot of green vegetables in proportion to anything else.

"Hey man, do you see that vegan over there? I bet he had to take a st. pattyshit this morning."

by collegestudent2013 April 23, 2009

Plattyfatty

Plattyfatty, a vigerous wet fart

Andrew tate cannot controll it when he feels a plattyfatty come

by Big_wet_shart9346 December 31, 2022

Phatty Paul

the sexiest kid in tha world, the kid all tha gurls want the over all man

omg i love the fat kid!!!!

by Phatty Paul February 19, 2004