Owen

fat bastard anybody in the world called Owen is an absolute mong and is so retarded they cannot properly function without cracking wise jokes that seem to hide the fact they have a very shitty life and only ever date foreign women who eventually end up finishing them anyway
by Owen green October 27, 2019
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Owen

A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.
Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.
by Endless Pit June 05, 2020
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Owen is a kind and nice person, Owen will always be there for you.
Owen looks mean but really he is not, Owen is a sweetie!
Brady: Look! It's Owen!
Bella: Oh! Hey Owen!:D
by Belle_Annie July 30, 2021
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Owen

Not the best guy to be with. Usually asks nudes after asking a crush.
"Well, there goes Owen again with his horny ass."
by Fluff'nStuff October 17, 2019
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owen

a guy who is stinky and very short. Has anger issues.
wow that kid is such an owen
by Lordoftherings1fan April 23, 2024
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Owen

A guy with a huge cock like really he has something special going on all the girls wanna have an inch
All Owen’s friends love his massive monster cock
by Josh loves cock November 22, 2021
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Owens

To make a mistake, screw something up, constantly do something wrong. A habitual bungler.
Bill purchased a new car and forgot to add oil to the engine , he really owensed that up.
by Joe Bolrick April 06, 2020
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