soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

Soft

A Benson-ism

Verb
To gently and soothingly rub a person's body part beginning with the nails in one direction and the tips of this fingers in the other.

James "softed" Sam's arm to calm her down and help her fall asleep

by SammiBlove May 22, 2018

Soft

uwu

Soft definition means Jeon Jungkook, born in 1997 at 1, September in Busan, South Korea

by Softboyhoseok April 5, 2018

Soft

LaMarcus Aldrigde

Q: Are the Warriors going 4-0 against the Spurs?
A: Probably because LMA is a soft b.

by Lestoyle May 28, 2018

Soft Stuff

Any area of the body particularly vulnerable to attack, i.e. the belly or genitals. Euphemistically, this is meant to convey any vulnerability, be it emotional, physical or otherwise.

A'int that a kick in the soft stuff?

Just hit em in the soft stuff and walk away.

by ihavemadefire June 24, 2019

Soft

Marley blake of bhs. And young creigery .

Hey look rass its k***** ...dont cry u soft.

by Pactoid June 24, 2019

soft nation

the sweetest and softest group of people you will ever meet on entire stan twitter

person a: what is soft nation to you?

person b: family

by chichiheadass July 11, 2019