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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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Not worth watching

A type of film, show, or video that is bad or just mediocre to subpar
John was talking to joey about how the new Space Jam movie is Not worth watching
by Sheen from tf2 July 20, 2021
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Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012
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sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.
Anne did some sword watching at the park
by zaitz July 10, 2016
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Why Am I still watching?

Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.
Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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bulimic watching

Unlike binge watching, bulimic watching is when you watch a few episodes of a show and drop it immediately do to the fact "you've seen enough to know it's gonna be shit". This is repeated for most shows the person watches. They then act like they've seen the whole show when giving feedback on how bad it is.
Tamir dropped Stranger Things after 2 episodes, but acts like he has seen every episode when telling people how shit it is. My nigga is bulimic watching all the time
by Gizrik October 27, 2018
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pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.
Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.
by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024
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