Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

by Helped out August 12, 2020

I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

by Littlecat456 August 10, 2021

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand

example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!

by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 6, 2019

Go commit are have stupid

“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.

ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.

by You are have stupid March 20, 2019

I have a dream, wet

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,

I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.

by ever Be Sure January 24, 2013

What have you come as?

What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.

*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*

"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"

by Apocolipsticks May 19, 2018