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name-tag bitch

A girl who's destined career path will always inevitably require wearing a name tag as part of her work uniform.

Simply put, an uneducated, unmotivated girl who lacks street smarts and who has the same mental capacity as a bucket of whale shit. They're attractive for one reason and only one, their girl parts.
While talking shit to a friend: The dude is a literal pussy magnet, capable of luring in every name-tag bitch within 25 miles of a truck stop.
by mustard or relish February 17, 2014
mugGet the name-tag bitchmug.

Shady Band Naming

When a group of musicians who aren't that great name their band something super cool. Usually you will here this band's name and be like "oh damn" and go look it up. You will be disapointed.
Mitch: Dude I heard about this band "Attack Attack!" last week and it sounded cool so I looked them up.

Alec: That's a sick name! I'm going to check them out!

Mitch: No don't bother. There was some Shady Band Naming going on...
by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011
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UD name whore

An individual who only submits endless inside jokes about friends names to Urban dictionary
UB name whore individual: trixy is a blah blah blah with blah blah blah hair and...

The Urban dictionary community: OMG will u STFU and stop being a UD name whore?!
by Sagsagman1245780 December 15, 2014
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tea kettle name

A nickname given to someone, usually in reference to an explosion or eruption of some sort. This also relates to the one who has been given the nickname's impulse to have a temper tantrum
1: Oh, hey Geyser
2: Oh, is that my new tea kettle name?
1: Yes.
2: Why, you little...
by extraterrestrialTerror February 26, 2019
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[any male name]

"Ow, it hit me right in the any male name*!"

(*Peter, Jimmy, Jonathan, Robert, Thomas, Larry, Fritz, Paul, Langston, Archibald, Louis, etc...)
by Duke of the Bump June 26, 2014
mugGet the [any male name]mug.

A guy named Jeremiah

He's literally just a guy named Jeremiah. DEAL WITH IT.
a guy named Jeremiah ate my subway sub and I'm depressed
by Sourwrap May 6, 2021
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Brand Name Bitch

Someone who will only wear brand names. Also someone who is a bitch. And most of the time will wear revieling clothing.
"I went into lu lu lemon the other day and that freak with the glasses from english was there. Who does she think she is?" that is a brand name bitch
by LillyJoeCo December 17, 2012
mugGet the Brand Name Bitchmug.

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