condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

Miles Webb

genuine, authentic, candid

I need a Miles Webb man in my life

by alexandsoohiemadjson April 26, 2024

Miles Saucier

Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.

"Miles Saucier is very scared to move to New York."

by Ryan Podessium April 28, 2024

Yuno Miles

THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Person: Do u know Yuno Miles?
Other person: Bro, he's the shit!

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024

Griff Miles

a stinky goblin who loves to watch gay porn

you're such a Griff miles

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Yuno Miles

best rapper alive since george Washington

"Yo did you hear Yuno Miles jump on the BBL Drizzy beat?"
"Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake), Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake)"

by @devsonit May 15, 2024

Fein mile

The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.

“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “

by Rumpus b February 12, 2024