THE BEST CARD GAME EVER!!!
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win
if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win
if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game
friend 1:"Hey guys wanna play Lick em split?!?!"
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"
i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"
i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!
by tteh king of lick em split November 11, 2010
Queer Licking is condition where someone has an overwhelming urge to lick homosexuals; it is not being gay. A Queer Licker is someone who has this condition. Of course there is Queer Liquor but that’s a different story.
by Dudeboy October 06, 2003
When sexual intercourse is happening and a person will lick the dick and the pussy together.
in basic terms,it is a threesome
in basic terms,it is a threesome
Guy:Holy crap dude!I just preformed a Dick Pussy Lick last night with Jennifer and Samantha!
Guy 2:Omygawd I am so doing that this Friday Night
Guy 2:Omygawd I am so doing that this Friday Night
by CumSomeCumDud October 14, 2018
by RoRubio10 June 11, 2014
Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.
by poopman9615 October 17, 2010
by donnie123h November 20, 2007
The triple dog lick, sexual technique is one that is unmatched in power and emotion. This secret technique, once learned the meaning, it cannot be told or taught to anyone except once a month(The 11th of the month, preferably.) you could only teach it to one person a month as well.
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it
Yo did you triple dog lick last night??
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!
by Kingshlong1 March 17, 2009