by dfkldfhdifdh January 25, 2010
Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!
Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
by nautisavage December 18, 2024
Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 01, 2020
by Ryan June 03, 2004
BADDEST FUCKING BITCH ALIVE, calls everyone shawty. Body like a god and very attractive...she got gorilla grip. She is currently doing hot girl summer and SINGLE BABES
Jessica Kelly has a mad bunda 😛
by Baddestbitty alive May 30, 2021
by YourAuldWan June 01, 2019
Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes June 08, 2012