When a boy named Joseph is being fried af and has became the the biggest simp in the world. Also known as Simpy J. A big fan of heinz
by FriedRUs January 12, 2023
Get the Joseph McCullaghmug. You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
by The Writer of Urban Dictionary March 23, 2022
Get the National Joseph Daymug. Joseph Thomas Harte- a kind hearted person who always puts others first. Shy at first but once they get to know you they will protect you as long as you do then right. Large shlong.
by Yourmomisbomb January 24, 2022
Get the Joseph Thomas Hartemug. Joseph creen is just a straight up smelly who can hit them dank fortnite trickshots but not the ass of a girl he's just polite and not a creep
by Absolute4 February 7, 2019
Get the joseph creenmug. A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton
by classic aussie wog March 23, 2023
Get the Ryan J. Josephmug. Jenna is a beautiful woman that happens to be the wife of singer Tyler Joseph. Her instagram is very aesthetically pleasing.
by mailan02 November 15, 2016
Get the jenna josephmug. I fell in love with you in gr7
You were always nice to everyone and respectful for teachers, that time, the time we made eye contact as I walk by… it was one of best moment in my life I could never forget that moment… and the day it was pouring outside, you were chasing your friend in class running around and then you slowly walked past hands on my desk. The way you look at people joseph… I can never forget you I hope at least you didn’t had bad feelings for me, that would be embarrassing… your really nice guy and u look good w ur glasses:)
-E:))-
You were always nice to everyone and respectful for teachers, that time, the time we made eye contact as I walk by… it was one of best moment in my life I could never forget that moment… and the day it was pouring outside, you were chasing your friend in class running around and then you slowly walked past hands on my desk. The way you look at people joseph… I can never forget you I hope at least you didn’t had bad feelings for me, that would be embarrassing… your really nice guy and u look good w ur glasses:)
-E:))-
by Writing about my crushes February 15, 2022
Get the Joseph Mmug.