Joe Tazuna

One of the best characters of Yttd! Also sometimes he looks like a turtle but that's okay.

person 1: Hey whats the name of the best boy of yttd?
person 2: Joe Tazuna!

by jeoyrngerskin August 1, 2021

Granola Joe

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.

IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.

by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019

Joe Iconis

Full name is Joseph Peter Philip Iconis. Composer of the audition famous, "Broadway Here I Come!" , the Broadway musical Be More Chill and the album Two-Player Game. Married to Lauren Marcus, has a kitten named Diane. Instagram and Twitter is @MrJoeIconis.

Joe Iconis is a sweet boi who must be protected at all costs.

by Jaoa November 5, 2018

tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.

she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone

by terrainsnake January 29, 2018

crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

by bulletface March 29, 2015

Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.

Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.

by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

Joe Fixit

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.

Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018