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Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well
Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 10, 2021
The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 21, 2021
A woman of wonders not only is she more beautiful then the Milky way galaxy but her intelligence knows no bounds she is a strong warrior that takes no shit and Is not a force to be wrecked with she also has a heart of gold from in which gives of a brightness when she smiles and be careful with her eyes stare into them long enough like Medusa you'll be frozen in ahh
Many girls dream of being a Jessica rose Lepla but sadly those dreams will never come true
She is a one in one trillion type of girl
The most amazing thing in the universe
Many girls dream of being a Jessica rose Lepla but sadly those dreams will never come true
She is a one in one trillion type of girl
The most amazing thing in the universe
by Hernumberonesupporter420 November 08, 2023
The girl from, you guessed it, the Jessica Darling book series and the Jessica Darling: It List book series, both by Megan McCafferty. She acts like the average girl, she's smart, but she fits in with the "popular" crowd, and she was a virgin through most of high school. Her main love interest is Marcus Flutie in the Jessica Darling series. She is not the porn star.
by allycaticorn February 04, 2018