inaiatullah

the slowest thing to haunt the earth. Is long and walks with 3 fingers up it’s ass

“Omg what is that”
“Woah I think it’s an inaiatullah”

by bigboiboris October 30, 2020

italian fuck

A blonde kid with a man that can put you in an infinite death loop, also the boss of the italian mafia

Guy 1:Yo my favourite jojo character is giorno! His stand is so cool!!
Guy 2: oh you mean that italian fuck?

by ha ez April 16, 2021

Italian

Has a mustache regardless of gender, uses unnecessary inflections in their voice, and always speaks with the thumb touching all fingers. You won’t find any Italian on a ketogenic diet, because they only eat pizza and pasta. Also gets mad when people refer to pizza as an all-American food. Very competitive, and will always win that bike race you have with your friends. Despises being called Mario or Luigi.

You see that guy eating his pizza with a fork? Damn Italians…

by Pknchkn September 30, 2021

Italian homie

A man that always take W’s

Italian homie = Goated

by Hacked Account January 19, 2022

White Italian

A White Italian is a person that looks more French or German than a typical Italian. They have blonde and red hair, green and blue eyes.

That's a White Italian.

by Ella negra mujer. October 5, 2019

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids

The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH

by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021