An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.
by karl demmans February 21, 2009
Get the tim hoemug. by jiaisahoe June 5, 2018
Get the hoeing aroundmug. (1) A girl that is seen with alot of different guys in a short period of time but not having sex with all them looking as a whore or hoe. (2) a girl that likes to masturbate and be masturbated.
Wayne: Yo' man look there she goes again with another guy, I wonder if they fucked?
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.
by TJ_A1 May 29, 2008
Get the Mac-Hoemug. Trap hoes are generally any female that can be easily scooped for traphouse entertainment. They get intoxicated fairly quickly and will most likely attempt to engage in sexual practices with any of the guys present. They're the most fun and make for great stories. Trap hoes are usually just referred to as hoes to make the gathering sound more live. A small percentage of them aren't actually hoes.
Sexy guy: I'm about to go scoop some trap hoes from Kelsey's house. You all can thank me later
Ugly guy: is there one for me ??
Drunk guy: there's always a trap hoe for everyone
Ugly guy: is there one for me ??
Drunk guy: there's always a trap hoe for everyone
by Traphoe November 30, 2014
Get the trap hoemug. by LoriMGold January 17, 2008
Get the Mistle-Hoemug. A bitch that done fucked the hood. A bitch that got pregnant by a married nigga. A bitch that thinks just cause he got you pregnant that he's going to leave his wife. A bitch that cries child support cause her baby daddy don't want her. A bitch that screenshots every damn thing. A bitch who complains about her baby daddy not being shit, knowing damn well he wasn't shit when he climbed on top your ugly ass. A bitch who lives off the system but has every hot new thing that's out. You know you're basic when you're fucking with married and taken men. If you guilty of any of this, YOU'RE A BASIC HOE.
Yeah, I fucked your husband, now he fathers my child, because, I'm a basic hoe and can't get my own.
by ha.bitch December 30, 2013
Get the basic hoemug. A girl that whores out for a group of guys so that she can smoke their weed for free. They are usually underage, but could pass for 18. Typically a pretty girl from a nice family that just dresses scummy and hangs out with scummy guys (that are also typically from nice families)
Typical attire:
- Pajama bottoms or sweatpants
- Tight tank top
- Bob marley tshirt
- Lax pinny
- The sweatshirt of one of the guys they hang with
- Flip flops
- Hemp jewelery
- Sloppy bun
- Belly button ring
Typical attire:
- Pajama bottoms or sweatpants
- Tight tank top
- Bob marley tshirt
- Lax pinny
- The sweatshirt of one of the guys they hang with
- Flip flops
- Hemp jewelery
- Sloppy bun
- Belly button ring
by timeismanmade October 4, 2010
Get the Weed hoemug.