the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

your mom have gay

when your mom have fucking gay

your mom have gay motherfuck

by freskoko November 17, 2017

the communists have invaded the funhouse

A woman has gotten her period.

Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.

by Panicgirlsmiles July 1, 2015

ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand

example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!

by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 6, 2019

Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020

What have you come as?

What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.

*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*

"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"

by Apocolipsticks May 19, 2018

I have a dream, wet

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,

I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.

by ever Be Sure January 24, 2013