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Half-T

A derogatory term used to describe size of penis. Originating from the length of golf tee placed in the ground, one can be deemed: quarter tee, half tee, full tee, or the much sought after, mega-tee.

Usage: to be used in conjunction with one's name, typically the surname.
"Hey there, Mega-Tee Johnson!"

"Watch, here comes Half-T Rahllis. He's been grumpy ever since we figured out why he has little man syndrome."
by The Angriest of Narwhaling January 28, 2014
mugGet the Half-Tmug.

half-bred

Somebody that is not quite 100% human in mind and/or body.
Shut your mouth you fucking half-bred
by chutneyferret January 21, 2004
mugGet the half-bredmug.

Half Mulen it

When you put less effort then you would be Half Assen it.

Even less then less of a job/activity.

pretty much not doing anything because there isn't no lower standard.
Example:A. Yo man whatd you do at school today?

B. Nuttn I was half mulen it all day man.
by CoLlisionZz April 17, 2010
mugGet the Half Mulen itmug.

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick
Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!
by Choda warrior January 4, 2010
mugGet the Half meatymug.

Half Ounce

Approximately 14 grams of marijuana. Cost around here (Florida Panhandle) is usually around $50-$60.
We were gonna buy a quarter for $30, but saved some bucks and bought a half ounce for $50.
by Kottonmouth King July 30, 2003
mugGet the Half Ouncemug.

half a deuce

One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?
Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006
mugGet the half a deucemug.

half lesbian

Half lesbian: A women who says oml and smh too many times in a short period of time. One who is never wromg by their standards and is stubborn.
Person one: hey des?

Des: yes?
Person one: why won't the half lesbian in the chat Skype?
Des: that's just half lesbians for ya :/
by Not Ye September 27, 2017
mugGet the half lesbianmug.

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