International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013
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Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.
Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.
by Micky123 October 9, 2013
Get the hog mother mug.Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.
When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 18, 2013
Get the xp hog mug.An extremely weird person who likes videos about cats. He may also enjoy visions of fat people rolling down hills. They can also be awesome but only if their name is Chris. Otherwise theyre just weird.
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