International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

Grab dick day

September 11 is grab dick day have some fun and grab some dicks

Oh shit today’s grab dick day let’s go grab some dicks

by Grab dick day September 10, 2019

National grab ass day

National Grab ass day is on January 13. It comes once every year so don’t miss out.

National Grab ass day

by ha don’t try it January 11, 2020

Snag Grab

stealing someones sausage sanga

Bill over there has just been snag grabbed.

by LowBattery17 January 17, 2024

Grab pussy day

Taken or not.... grab pussy day lands on August 13

Boy:what is today?
Girl:oh lord it it grab pussy day

by Grandad grandma August 11, 2019

Grabs

Gay ass

Grabs is so gay
Grabs a gay ass

by Hoswashere January 15, 2020

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019