by Slaerx June 18, 2024
Get the gooch of dawn mug.A desktop that's covered in so much dust, mainly due to the fact it was heavily used for years and yet nobody bothered to clean it.
GOD DAMN! THAT PC IS HELLA DUSTY. THAT'S DEFINITELY A GOOCHTOP!
It was really fun cleaning this goochtop! It was extremely dusty.
I cleaned this goochtop with your sister's toothbrush.
It was really fun cleaning this goochtop! It was extremely dusty.
I cleaned this goochtop with your sister's toothbrush.
by trolltime12 October 22, 2024
Get the goochtop mug.The word "Goochmic" defines a significant human who finds excuses when he needs to do his work. Usually someone who is acting or being like "Goochmic" takes a lot of toilet breaks, speaks a lot, just so they don't have to do their assigned job. If they do assigned job, it usually takes a lot of time.
They are freethinkers and are attached to universe, at least they think so...
This word originated from casual chit-chat in Latvia and had found its true meaning seeing how some people work.
They are freethinkers and are attached to universe, at least they think so...
This word originated from casual chit-chat in Latvia and had found its true meaning seeing how some people work.
by KrayOfJoy October 25, 2024
Get the Goochmic mug.A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
Get the Gooch Goblin mug.It’s a description commonly used to describe one who is unfortunate or has something special about them.
by Checkupcheckout January 13, 2025
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