I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.
by Chili sauce September 15, 2020

Hym "It's funny, between 50-70% of the food I make every night is thrown away and wasted out the subsequent day. I spend between 4 and 6 hours every night creating garbage. Yet they want me to work faster. Frost the garbage we're going to throw away faster so the fat bald gas station lifer who is (in his own words) 'is going to be stuck there forever' can work less hard. He knows who I am. He's likely going to read this. But that's what this is really about, I think. The 'normals' who claim to be happy with their lives (but would take a better one if they could and can't) actively want people to have to share their fate. The 'specials' who have escaped the fate of the 'normals' are desperate to remain where they are because it means they can allow their kids to circumvent the process by which one becomes a 'special.' I had a guy say once 'I don't have to be here's but he was likely mocking me and the harsh reality is that HE DOES and I DON'T. And the ability to keep me imprisoned here and a warm wet pussy juxtaposed to a dry dick are the only solace he has."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

kaiter and beverlianuh
by bluewaffler October 9, 2023

A Funny Frown is when you pout at someone for greeting you, but make it seem like it was a joke as an excuse to get away with being a rude cunt
Linus: hi Paige
Paige: *seriously frowns*
Also Paige: oh he doesn’t know me very well, I was just trying to be funny and he didn’t understand that.
Linus: funny frown 😡
Paige: *seriously frowns*
Also Paige: oh he doesn’t know me very well, I was just trying to be funny and he didn’t understand that.
Linus: funny frown 😡
by Guh uh uhhhhhhhh June 22, 2023

by Novtotion April 7, 2021

'HOW IS THAT KID SILVER WHEN HE'S HOPPING THROUGH THE FUCKING SPEED OF LIGHT?!'
'Cuz he funny hopper'
'Cuz he funny hopper'
by 3pical May 17, 2021
