An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023
Get the Scotty Footballmug. Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!
by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018
Get the footballmug. by SBaumgart December 2, 2021
Get the Kiss a football⚽️ player daymug. by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
Get the maroon footballmug. December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
Get the National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout daymug. All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome
by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022
Get the Football camp syndromemug.