by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A mug.Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ginger Flavored Cocaine For Footballs<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
by Cassandranon April 11, 2024
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When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
by jimsnickery April 21, 2024
Get the Toss the football mug.A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players
"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
by Voidless void May 11, 2024
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