flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

smelly flaps syndrome

Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.

Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.

by UWOTM8? October 14, 2017

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 20, 2017

Mud flaps

A female that has a extremely large vigina lips that hang . Looks like mud flaps these females can probably fly when they are naked and the wind blows out a fan is on they're vigina lips start flapping & clapping

Fly some where with your mud flaps and leave me alone

by Our adventures December 20, 2020

Cat Flaps

Vagina lips

My cat flaps are itchy.

by AnonymousLlama63 November 15, 2022

spin flaps

Pain and tenderness of the labia majora following an intensive exercise class on a static bicycle.

I had a great workout this morning but, unfortunately, now I have spin flaps.

by Egnaro March 23, 2025

Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese

Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao

by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023