random fishing

fishing without no reason at all

non-random fisher: why the heck are you random fishing? you never catch anything

random fisher:BECAUSE I CAN NOOB, ITS RANDOM FISHING.


me:wewt

by dntdodrugs or ehh.. twapmaker? October 6, 2008

chrome fisting

the act of fisting someone with knuckle dusters on

i like chrome fisting my boyfriend up his ass to make him bled

by angelofsloth May 6, 2011

Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.

- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.

by M.eson July 25, 2011

clam fishing

Looking for easy women at a club or bar.

Hey Sam do you want to go clam fishing at the bar tonight?

by CaptainPeter April 11, 2014

Ultimate Fighting Championship

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is the largest mixed martial arts promotion company in the world featuring most of the top-ranked fighters in the sport. Based in the United States, the UFC produces events worldwide. The organization showcases nine weight divisions and enforces the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts. The UFC promotes a brand of MMA which is self-acknowledged as "not just a sporting event; it is also entertainment and theater. The fighters are athletes and performers both." The UFC has held over 250 events to date. Dana White serves as the president of the UFC while brothers Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta control the UFC's parent company, Zuffa, LLC.

The first Ultimate Fighting Championship event was held on November 12, 1993 in Denver, Colorado. The purpose of the early UFC competitions was to identify the most effective martial art in a real fight between competitors of different fighting disciplines, including Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Karate, Judo, and other styles. In subsequent competitions, fighters began adopting effective techniques from more than one discipline, which indirectly helped create an entirely separate style of fighting known as present-day mixed martial arts.

by The Centurion October 31, 2014

Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"

Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.

by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019

gone fishing

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).

"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."

by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 28, 2022