An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023
Get the Scotty Footballmug. A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.
by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023
Get the Football boremug. They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
Get the Danish football playersmug. Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018
Get the evil piss colored sour footballsmug. Football crossed with other sports, activities and technologies to create a new hybrid football game
Have you played Padbol yet? A hybrid football game that crosses football with tennis, squash and padel
by BillyMoss87 June 12, 2023
Get the hybrid footballmug. by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018
Get the Touch Footballmug. A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.
by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020
Get the big dummy head football dogmug.