OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.

Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!

by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!

Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023

football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout

Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023

World-Class Footballer

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.

THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.

by Footy Geek September 8, 2021