flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015

Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.

Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.

by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019

Flap tap

Slapping the outer layer of a girls vagina when having sex while she scratches your balls

Flap tapping is slapping the outer layer of a girls vagina

by Louis behsmann April 15, 2020

Flap John

A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.

They are serving Flap Johns at Shanna and Wade's Humber!

by Rooby Pots December 10, 2013

Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 4, 2017

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022

Mud Flapping

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish

Example:

MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.

by anonymous September 14, 2020