Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 01, 2024

flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015

Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 04, 2017

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022

ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

up the flaps

another term for fingering

I did lucy up the flaps last night

by Up the flaps March 30, 2017

Codsack Flap

The act of thrusting your hips forward and backward in order to make your codsack flap backward and smack against your ass cheeks, causing a clapping noise.

Person 1: "Dude I totally Codsack Flapped last night!"
Person 2: "Really?! Did it hurt?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah bro!"

by iAmHunterific November 02, 2018