Dump cig

A 'found' cigarette or cigarette butt greasy people will pick up and smoke. Whether it be from an ashtray, on the ground, or more literally in the trash.

Grub: "You seriously gonna smoke that dump cig? That's greasy man."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."

by Bill Nye the Punk Rock Guy May 14, 2014

the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.

Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!

by wardrobitch March 5, 2011

Spunk dump

One who allows herself to be used like Barrymore bumboy

Look at miss Romanus acting like a real spunk dump

by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019

Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.

"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."

by clem7632 June 23, 2008

bull dump

nicer way for saying bullshit

that's a load of bull dump if you think i'm gonna believe that!

by pussy bee January 2, 2021

nervousity dump

A nervousity dump is a huge crap you take after being nervous. Usually caused after tests, getting on a ride or before talking to your dad.

"Joshua had to take a huge nervousity dump after that ride!"

by Shampou November 7, 2017