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Day-drunk

The condition of extreme intoxication, usually unintentional, during normal business hours. Day-drunk usually manifests as a dawning realization, and can result from attending a weekday sporting event or a lunch where a "couple of drinks" got out of hand.
When I finally hit the freeway from the stadium parking lot I realized I was day-drunk and had to cover one eye to stay in my lane. Dude, I was sweating, and not just from the sun.

Dammit, that's the last time I take vodka in a water bottle to a BYOB party . I accidently made a glass of Alka-Selzer with it the next morning and ended up day-drunk right out of the gate! I had to call in sick.
by sushibar April 29, 2007
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National Singles Awareness Day

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.
Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
by lauren000007 February 5, 2006
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same shit different day

SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.
Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.
by weegeebeegee March 6, 2011
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Boxing Day

Big holiday on the day after Christmas in the United Kingdom and many of the Commonwealth countries. Boxes of gift items and money were distributed to one's servants or employees--probably the origin of Christmas bonuses.
On Boxing Day in the Middle Ages, the Lord of the Manor gave boxes of tools, money and other things his serfs needed to do their work in his lands. Today, boxes of clothing and food items are given to the needy.
by Will F. December 16, 2008
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National say yes day

Every question you have to say yes to!!!

OCTOBER 10TH
Boy: wanna date?
Girl: uuhh no thx
Boy: sorry its national say yes day so ill pick u up at 7😎
by HEE HEE HEE October 5, 2020
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40 day challenge

The insane, near impossible feat of not masturbating for all 40 days of Lent.
Taylor: "I'm doing the 40 day challenge."
Alex: I tried that last year. I lasted about a day!
by Fat Swimmer February 17, 2010
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Valentine's Day

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....
by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008
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