computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer

Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.

by Peter Howell December 15, 2008

competicious

The ignorant word for competitive= Inviting a defensive naive individual to a friendly challenge that is on your same team....

"Hey Steve, I just wanted to give you a heads up..... I am going to beat your stats 3 weeks in a row." (Steve) I don't care what you do, I am just doing my job." (Me) "OK Great, that will make it easier on me to beat you, thank you!" (Steve) "Gosh..... Don't be so competicious!!" LMAO

by KW8 September 8, 2007

completenerd

Someone with no common sense and no friends, who lives in their schoolwork. They can not dance, and they also can not dress. They look like a middleaged cat woman,yes even if they are a man, and are frequently seen lurking in the halls of closed municipal buildings looking for politicans to quiz on the state of the city's sewer system.

Look at that poor, lost, pimply soul in that pigeon sweater, what a completenerd.

by yeayeayea132 October 23, 2007

Computerize

To be on the computer.

"I, like, really like to computerize."

by Ota-Ota October 22, 2008

computerphucked

the act of haveing sex via computer

i computerphucked tom while he was on his trip

by luvdaniland January 17, 2009

Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.

Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.

by Silvel2 October 11, 2008

Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008