Bandwagon fans who, despite living 3,000, miles away from Yankee stadium, root for New York's baseball team. They only watch the occasional game on ESPN, and never have to suffer through the day in, day out awful announcing of Michael Kay
Brianna: Like, OMG, Derek Jeter is sooo cute, I'm going to buy a Yankee hat
Rylan: But babe, what about the 5 baseball teams we already have in our state? Two of which we stole from New York! And how will you even watch the games? The only way to see more then 5 a year is buying the package from the cable company, and something tells me you wont be watching all 162 like New Yorkers do even if you paid for it. You're just a California Yankee Fan.
Rylan: But babe, what about the 5 baseball teams we already have in our state? Two of which we stole from New York! And how will you even watch the games? The only way to see more then 5 a year is buying the package from the cable company, and something tells me you wont be watching all 162 like New Yorkers do even if you paid for it. You're just a California Yankee Fan.
by NYY for Nyers March 16, 2009
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Get the Corruptive California Junkies mug.When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
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Get the California Title wave mug.A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.
2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
I have skylar a California taco slurp
What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah
What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah
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Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
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