Call the cops

I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.

Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

half-cop

a halfbit and a marecop put together

God,Mrs. Thomas is such a half-cop!

by dagangace May 21, 2008

Rollo Cop

Police officer or security guard that gets around by riding a Segway.

That Rollo Cop chased me down and gave me a ticket for jaywalking!

by JohnnyKC September 21, 2011

Prop-cop

Police officers who are put places to show a "presence"
Typically at high school football games & malls. They actually think they have authority because they boss around kids for standing in the grass.

Doug - "Yo, you just are that? Talk about a waste of tax money."
Gus - "Yeah, They be puttin Prop-cops everywhere like they be makin a difference."
Doug - "Right, and the jack-offs really take their jobs seriously. They're getting ready to pull their gun because these teens be loitering."

by Gesser September 15, 2023

Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.

Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.

by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025

Cop

To find or copy

Ryan: ay yo. Where can I cop that merch dude.

by Sam1d October 21, 2019

I donate to the cops

What a real baddie says to people who dares to make him angry especially with his country cuties.

Person 1: Hey is it okay if I live here?

Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023