Butter Knives

When your toenails grow so long they look like they can spread butter on a slice of toast.

1. "You scratched me with those butter knives while cuddling last night."
2. "Damn girl, you better cut them butter knives before you hurt someone."
3. "Every time I put on my panty hose, my butter knives run right through them."

by buttertoes101 July 29, 2018

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Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

by Life-Form August 22, 2018

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Butter rudder

Butter rudder is the clitoris. Your not getting to creamy town with out working that butter rudder on your ole lady.

Dude I finally smashed Felicia last night had her squirming and moaning all night. I knew I had her when I starter fucking with that butter rudder doing the ole tongue tornado she busted all over my face. Got that pussy on lock now.

by Oldgreg8686 May 7, 2022

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