Brian

A not so tall yet, incredibly handsome young stud. Any girl would be the most blessed woman on earth if she was given the chance to marry Brian.

My life sucked until I met a Brian.

Brian is the kind of man I want for my daughter.

Good looks will now be rated based on a “One to Brian” scale.

by Brian9696 December 28, 2020

Brian

Absolute pile of cunt munching shot who needs to be put down like the fucking dickless chihuahua that he is

Man, Brian fucking sucks ass.

by Poojpnes January 2, 2021

Brian

This man is funny, relatable, your best friend, and had the most absolute greatest wheeze ever that will make you laugh with him.

Person 1: hey have you seen brian today?
Person 2: yeah he was laughing like a tea kettle and i ended up laughing too

by bruhman68.99 February 7, 2021

brian bowman

one of the homis very swag and gets all the bitches. best friend youll ever have. best person to be around and hangout with bc of how swag that homi is.

damn i wanna be just like the homi brian bowman hes very swag

by bigboi6984 March 2, 2021

brian

the best, you will often see him hanging out with introverts. he's never sexist, and will know if something is wrong. never let him go.

'imagine being friends with a brian, i wish it were me.'

by lixiesfreckles March 13, 2021

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell

Brian? Ew nobody likes Brian

by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021