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Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.
That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.
by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023
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Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.
Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.
by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023
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boomer rich

Anyone living high on the hog by promising away the future labor of their own or other people's children.
That guy in the tricked out wheelchair is on SSI and disability. He's peak boomer rich.
by DannyQ88 February 28, 2019
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Baby Bomb Boomers

The group that fucked up the planet and turned the planet into a spirling downhole of shit with their overprilvilaged selves and became selfish because they are the lost generation that had a shitty history and they want to make it up for it by fucking up the Millenials and Generation X and leave the next generation with nothing.
by TrashPrike December 17, 2018
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boomer hunting

When a middle aged man is looking for a lady friend from the baby boomer generation.
My friend is going out tonight to go boomer hunting.
by Hunterman July 23, 2018
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Baby Boomer Beige

The metallic beige color offered as a paint option for most mid-sized sedans favored by seniors like the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord. A synonym of old man tan, granny gold, grandma gold, grandpa gold and geezer gold.
My first car was a 1992 Toyota Camry in Baby Boomer Beige.
by Makubukuru Pro July 24, 2018
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Boomer

A 30 year old that feels a need to drink monster energy and mow lawns on a saturday morning.
They often feel nostalgic towards old stuff.
That 30 year old boomer that still watches seinfeld
by the real fat guy July 24, 2018
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