Rusty Beaver

When a woman shits, while you are eating her ass

“Dude this chick rusty beavered my ass last night.” “ I’m gonna give you a rusty beaver.”

by Aaron created this December 24, 2020

justin beaver

beaver 🦫

justin beavers are cool boobies are cooler

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

Milwaukee Beaver Trap

When you’re ramming a farmer’s daughter in Wisconsin from behind outside in the dead of winter and hers’/your respective wetness freeze, thereby creating an icicle effect.

Dude #1: Dude, my dick hurts.
Dude #2: She gave ya the good suck last night, eh?
Dude #1: Nah, we were boning outside and we got a Milwaukee Beaver Trap
Dude #3 just listening: <calls the fucking cops>

by MilwaukeeBeavers December 14, 2021

Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass

Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.

by Miimosa January 29, 2022

The forgotten Beiber

Justin Beiber after he hits puberty so when he sings in his really high voice he will get lots of embarrassing voice cracks and since nobody wants to listen to anybody's voice crack, talentless Justin Beiber will soon be forgotten and lose all of his money. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Guy 1: Look! here's a flyer for the forgotten Beiber's new concert. it says here that it is to raise money for deaf people.
Guy 2: i guess the deaf people are the only people that would go to the concert, too
Both: poor forgotten Beiber

by Landwarf September 2, 2010