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Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011
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Popularized in an interview with Charlie Sheen, it refers to a person who is unable to lose no matter what.
...win here win there...I'm bi-winning.
by theglenlivet March 25, 2011
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When you when here, and you when there. You are "Bi-winning"
I don't even know what that means. I'm Bi-Winning. I win here, and I win there... now what?
by Tyler8923 March 25, 2011
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Winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.

Charlie Sheen (while smoking): Wow, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess, you know, that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by The Crimson Win March 25, 2011
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Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense
Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning
by Jubilator March 25, 2011
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Not to be confused with bipolar in an interview. Bi-Winning is winning here, winning there. Charlie Sheen is the only one who claims to be able to do this all the time.
Interviewer: Some would say your bipolar

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that even mean?... I'm Bi-Winning, I win here and I win there.
by nahmanthataintme March 25, 2011
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When you win here and you win there; also, if you're Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's BI-WINNING. He wins here, wins there, and wins everywhere.
by Drake Petra March 25, 2011
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