relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014

Perfect relationship

Anytime two people can be together infinitely and never get bored or angry and constantly want to see each other. This is the best feeling in the world. If you have it. Never ruin it.

Wow! Cody and Mackenzie have the most perfect relationship ever.

by Mymomhasabiggerdickthanyou May 24, 2018

perfect relationship

a perfect realtionship doesnt always have to mean that there no fights, or misunderstandings. one in which there are arguments and misunderstanding because it allows your relationship to grow. it makes you and your significant other more mature together. it allows you to explore lifes meaning together.

i lowkey think we have a perfect relationship

by i1uvhim March 2, 2023

Tectonic Relationship

A relationship that's more than platonic but less than romantic. Weird limbo or middleground between friendship and love.

-Are Ana and Xavier in a situationship?
-No, it's more of a tectonic relationship...

by zdam7734 May 26, 2025

parasocial relationship

A one-sided emotional attachment that a content consumer develops towards a creator or influencer, often facilitated by the creator's efforts to appear relatable and authentic.

She felt like she really knew him, even though it was just a parasocial relationship—those vlogs made it seem like they were best friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance

Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.

by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018

Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable

I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!

by M&FOG February 1, 2019