Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.
Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.
by Turtle89 September 22, 2009
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Turds With Friends

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!
by Anthony Willy March 12, 2012
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myspace friend

A person who you consider a friend but do not really know them at all. Sort of like your mllionth friend on myspace.
I don't really know john, he's just my myspace friend
by shituation room May 18, 2008
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Sideline Friend

You're the friend that can never make it to events and you often watch your best friends fall in love leaving you for a third wheel position. Then when they break-up, you're caught in the middle of friendships usually making you chose a friend over the other. You've lost a majority of your friends because they either moved or you lost contact with them. You're actually lonely although you have plenty of friends. You're not really open and you fear to lose your best friends or you don't want to get close and then lose them. So now you just watch from the sideline as sort of a cheerleader. You're close enough to be supportive and far enough to watch everything being played out and find your position among your friends. In all honesty, you want the hugs, hangout days, birthday parties, and movies days. But you don't want to deal with the emotions of losing them either to death or a break-off. You don't like taking risks in relationships which most likely is the reason you're single. A lot of girls/guys like you and you even have one person desperately wanting to be with you. But from you first Crush/Relationship you learned a hard lesson of following your head and not your heart. So From the sidelines, you will watch until the opportunity comes, as the Cheerleader.
I love my best friends but I can never make it to their performances. I hate being one the sidelines but ig I gotta stay.

Her and zack are back together now, time to get new friends I guess.#Sideline Friend
Okay...they both told me the problems they had with each other and how bad it is to be friends with them. #Sideline Friend
by Ryan Jay Jone February 23, 2018
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Yander-Friend

A person who’s eager to murder someone or something, yes, literally an object, or someone that hurt their best friend
“This is my Yander-Friend - …. You’ll get what it means if you hurt me 😄”

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙...

*word not made by me, it was by my friend.”
by Sketch(y) July 12, 2021
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Just a friend

Now that Adrien is here

GO TELL MARINETTE THAT SHE IS NOT JSUT A FRIEND
by madscoobydontmesswithme8809 April 11, 2021
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Friend with Deficits

A friend who reduces the amount of sex you have
P. 1: "I've never really talked to Joe. What's he like?"
P. 2: "He's really annoying to get drunk with 'cause he's a friend with deficits"
by Finnagin Frost January 13, 2017
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