1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.
I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.
by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009
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Person 2: I say you don’t say this to me next time because I did not say anything wrong and I don’t like being called this and it would be my pleasure if you stop being mean like this
Person 1: Bhai terko Pranav Syndrome he kya?
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Person 1: Bhai terko Pranav Syndrome he kya?
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Jake: What syndrome?
John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME
Jake: What syndrome?
John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME
by Fabio Rodriguez March 8, 2009
Get the Southwest Syndrome mug.DMC (Distant Monitor Cringe) Syndrome is a state of mind in which viewing your monitor (or TV) plays tricks on your mind, in a way that everything you look at seems to be very far away, but also very close at the same time, and your brain gets all frustrated with trying to focus.
DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
Whoa, I should get some sleep. I've got too much DMC and my head hurts.
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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
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