v;dw

Short for "video; didn't watch". The well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. The tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple Buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.

Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)

"Top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. Looks interesting.

"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."

(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")

by pullhogan74 November 1, 2013

V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.

Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.

by Observant at all times October 17, 2008

Vanessa V

A girl that's a headass

man shes really being a Vanessa V today

by dickybutts June 26, 2018

V-Tard

Someone who is way too obsessed with Fortnite

Guy: "SHUT UP, YOU FORTNITE LOVIN' V-TARD"

by Thatgrill January 12, 2019

Tommy V

He be one of the most voracious salty dogs on all the seven seas. He also be a universe-famous Actor/Rapper.

Have you heard Tommy V's new mixtape? It's sicker than malaria.

by Daveisabigdickplaya September 3, 2011

Ari V.

ari v is so pro almost hackor you need him for stonks or else you no good at fortnine and ur dod wilplay roblox and give you 1 minecoins

Ari V. is best

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 10, 2022

e&v

Exhibitionism & Voyeurism. A fetish where one likes to have sex in front of others, and/or watch others have sex. E&V comes into play during sex outside or in nightclubs, swing clubs, and lifestyle party events like Burning Man and Wonderland.

I am into E&V, BDSM, role play, cosplay, and FFMs, but I like the regular stuff too because I'm a pretty simple guy.

by vocabulist January 25, 2015