v;dw

Short for "video; didn't watch". The well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. The tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple Buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.

Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)

"Top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. Looks interesting.

"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."

(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")

by pullhogan74 November 1, 2013

V-103

The Peoples Station V103 Also known as 103.3 FM radio largely popular for it's airing of urban music from around the world

Tune in today! at V-103 FM!

by Susan Zimmerman July 11, 2014

Lukie V.

A well known central PA rapper who has recently been making a name for himself. He is beloved by all the children of the realm and is often played to get parties going strong. His illustrious song "terrorist" offers up a deep social commentary on the livelihood of the working class citizen in our day and age. He draws his inspiration from Jay-Z and Kanye West, honing his impressive free-styling on the hit single Otis. He incorporates many genres into his ballads, sampling the all-American rock band Journey in a smooth remix.

Joe: Have you heard the new lukie v. jawn?

Jim: Yeahhh man it was hella chill son.

Joe: Damn straight.

by A lifelong fan June 24, 2012

V-Tard

Someone who is way too obsessed with Fortnite

Guy: "SHUT UP, YOU FORTNITE LOVIN' V-TARD"

by Thatgrill January 12, 2019

Tommy V

He be one of the most voracious salty dogs on all the seven seas. He also be a universe-famous Actor/Rapper.

Have you heard Tommy V's new mixtape? It's sicker than malaria.

by Daveisabigdickplaya September 3, 2011

Vanessa V

A girl that's a headass

man shes really being a Vanessa V today

by dickybutts June 26, 2018

v-piece

the female equivalent of d-piece; vagina.

"I'm not looking for love, I just want to get this v-piece licked."

"Ever since I got that wax job, my v-piece is as smooth as a baby's bottom."

by Josh B., Alexa R., and Jessica T. March 28, 2008