Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

by KopasSexTape May 03, 2023

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 11, 2024

muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.

Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.

by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024

High As A Chile

When one goes past the normal levels of being high on marijuana or edibles and reaches a nirvana-esque state of being as high as a chile.

“I’m feeling as high as a chile right now.”
“What?”

by dixieaf January 27, 2025

cozad high school

That really creepy school in the middle of Nebraska with the tunnels.

Dude, I heard you went to Cozad High School. Did you hear about what they found in the tunnels?

by wafflehaus101 January 08, 2024

Horn Lake High

A high school located in Horn Lake, MS. They tend to get into a lot of fights at this school & there is a lot of drama & everybody there has been with the whole city, so don’t date anybody that goes to Horn Lake High.

“What school do you go to”?
“Horn Lake High”
“Oh, so you must like drama”

by TEEGUY July 22, 2024

Servite high school

An all boys school in Anaheim that has really attractive and desperate guys.

Wow he is hot where does he go? He goes to Servite high school but he has a girlfriend at rosary.

by Rosary girl January 19, 2021