Yesn't Me

The art of countering someone's roast.

Carl: Your mom gay!
John: No u!
Carl: Yesn't me!

John dies.

by a ded potato January 10, 2019

Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

omg you’re gonna hate me

something a girl says to you when she doesn’t wanna hang out with you later anymore

You: “ I’m excited to hang with u tn”
Her: “omg you’re gonna hate me for this…”

by thegreatnoticer October 15, 2025

Me

You.

Me.

by Ablackcracker March 24, 2020

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

udder me

hit dick with boobs

damn she udder me real good

by hiopio May 7, 2018

Fucked-me-in

When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.

I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.

by Stonewallace March 28, 2020