Fat Boy Complex (FBC)

Fat boys or guys often think that they will end up alone…due to low self-esteem / confidence...so when they do get their first girl friend they go head over heels for them. Know depending on the guy he may end up being a control freak etc. but they will rarely try to leave the relationship. No matter how much they know on the inside that the girl is not the one...They are worried, much like skinny people, admittedly; that they will not find a significant other. Due to this they prolong their relationship sometimes past a healthy point. Know the diff btw a fat boy & a skinny boy is that the fat guys’ focus is on being fat - the reason he will not find another person.... Where the skinny guy just doesn't know if something better/hotter is out there. The fat guy will also often think about marriage a lot earlier then the skinny dudes because he doesn't want to be alone...However if the fat guy just realizes that he can do better & get over the illusion of the "brick wall" (sometimes created inside of his own head often added to by his girl) the fatty would realize that he can do better...once they are over this part they will often break up with the chick & move on to happier things...
On a side note the fat boy will often fall in the love with every chick he sees & will fantasize about being with them they may also lower their standards in the mates they try to find.
~I maybe fat, but your ugly, & I can lose weight!
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He refuses to break up with her because he has the fat boy complex (fbc)...

She treats him like crap because she knows he has the fat boy complex (fbc)...

He wants to marry every chick he sees because he has the fat boy complex (fbc)...

by Morpheus_MM November 14, 2010

fuck boy hair cut

Kyle Leitzel

"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."

by Roastytoasty September 16, 2016

parachute the boys back down

a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate

I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."

by loc2k December 13, 2007

Pussy Ass White Boy

a white boi who talks shit but cant back it.

mike who hits girls cuz he cant hold his own to a guy.

by white chocolate January 17, 2004

2 kittens, 1 boy

2 kittens, 1 boy was a video posted on YouTube in 2010 by Luke Magnotta including a boy putting 2 small kittens into a vacuum seal bag and vacuum sealing them, both kittens died and Magnotta was arrested on June 4th 2012 for first-degree murder.

2 kittens, 1 boy is a disgusting video and should have never been posted in the first place.

by boddahvr September 30, 2022

Tall Skinny White Boy

They are literally skin and bones. Probably has a nic addiction. Skates and is malnourished and vitamin deficient. He's a dick. Stay away from him. He'll get you to fall for him then play you.

I got played by another tall skinny white boy...

by The only true facts I can give September 18, 2020

punk ass white boy

a punk ass white boy is a pitiful sorry excuse for a human being. a white boy who steals and lies to you. A white boy who thinks its cool to hang with black people.

Bitch please, Justin Bieber is just another punk ass white boy you want to fuck! Let me find out bitch?

by infidellicswaggernaut May 30, 2016