Oh man, God Damn

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Hey Dexter... OH MAN, GOD DAMN

by justdatdude April 9, 2021

Poor man's Santa Monica

Long Beach, CA.

The cheapest way we could afford a house by the beach was to move to Poor man's Santa Monica.

by CassFranklin May 1, 2010

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”

1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse”
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 15, 2022

War Man Christmas Special

When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.

Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!

Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!

by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022

Pre man-strual syndrome

When a man has symptoms similar to when a woman PMSes.

Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.

John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*

Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?

Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.

by CapnNorris December 25, 2010

Man Wash

A human car wash. Traditionally run by man-washettes, a girl or team of girls who perform the Man Wash, visitors to a Man Wash are lathered up, scrubbed down and towel dried by these beautiful girls. Man Washes can also be recreated at home in the shower

1) I am so hot and sweaty – I could do with a Man Wash

2) She’s hot – she could give me a Man Wash any day

by Jay Clarke September 8, 2008

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)

Pissy Man Syndrome: Those random occurrences lasting anywhere from minutes to weeks when males act moody, whiny, and irritable as if menstruating.

See also: Manstration

Person 1: Jesus what's wrong with Fred?

Person 2: Heck if I know. Guess he's got a serious case of "PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)".

by Stanzorz December 8, 2009