im off that shit

Something a drug addict would say when trying go straight, but if this is said, it usually means i'll be back soon for a hit

Marc- "Ah man, im off that shit for good now"
Dealer- "Ok man, see you soon"

by ¤Th褻Gºd«¤Th冤Fåîlèd¤ September 25, 2005

Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010

bring your shit

Adaption of Bring it that manages to slip in an insult to the credibility or ferocity of someone's game.

You wanna fight, beeyatch?


Bring your shit over here.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

F shit

it is a shorter way to say fucking shit. For example you say F shit when you are excited OR have a sudden epiphany.

F SHIT MAN!!! I'M MISSING A TOOTH!!!

F SHIT! MY PINKY TOE IS GONE!

by blaHHH!<3 January 3, 2011

Shits Piss

Something that is beyond cool.

Passing out on a pool table is the shits piss.

by little britchs December 7, 2010

Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!

I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.

by Buford3 April 30, 2009

Pip Shit.

Easy, Pips, not hard, easy as fuck, retards can do it.

Belinda : hey how was your exam
Marvin : Ahh it's was pip shit.

by Bronnie February 14, 2008